[B][COLOR red][SIZE 3]ENTERTAIN ME[/SIZE][/COLOR]! [/B] (yeah yeah yeah, I KNOW ... you get all the women all the time, you're hot, you're rich, you've got the toys... then what you doing looking on here?) I'm looking for a [B]HANDSOME man[/B] (and I ain't buying it if it came from your Mom) to whisk me off my feet for an evening when I get bored (while I'm really horny) [U]Here is the scenario[/U]: [B]You be adorably charming, invite me to dinner/drinks (at a nice place) and hope that in my frisky mood you might 'git some'[/B]. [U]Me[/U]: [B]I'll chow down, sip a bit, and decide if I want to 'do ya'[/B] Yeah, I know, real fair... yeah well, that's life--I'm an attractive woman and you're a hornon a predominently MALE (read desperate) site... So, deal with it, and email me, or don't (and blow on through to the next profile) or get pissed and think "how dare she!' LOL Anyway, it's a numbers game, and I know my attributes, what are yours? [U][B]I'm cute[/B][/U], (some think) [B]sexy, smart, friendly[/B] (ok so maybe this profile doesn't seem quite so friendly LOL ) [B]AND GENERALLY A REALLY GOOD TIME...[/B] [U]WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR IN A MAN[/U]: One who hasn't been crushed by women so badly that all you do is bitch about your last date.... One who invites me to dinner (within their budget) so that if nothing comes of it, they're not hostile that I didn't put out... and views it as they just had a pleasant dinner with a pleasant woman.... One who is [B]drop dead sexy/gorgeous[/B], I know... picky picky... but again, I can afford to be, since we're both on here... Anyway, please [B]send a FACE pic[/B], no dick shots (at least til i'm interested and request one), tell me what types of things you like to do for fun; BOTH sexually as well as non-sexually... Be [B]height/weight proportionate[/B] (and be real about it), have [B]HAIR on your head[/B], not too hairy elsewhere..., [B]Great grooming, smell wonderful, have manners, pearly whites[/B], and don't expect that I'll be being picked up on your skateboard any time soon... LOL (ok, so women find some gems on here at times too) {and by the way... If you are "WORTHOURTIME" don't bother writing--cuz you're just NOT worth my time... LOL

My Ideal Person WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR IN A MAN: One who hasn't been crushed by women so badly that all you do is bitch about your last date.... One who invites me to dinner (within their budget) so that if nothing comes of it, they're not hostile that I didn't put out... and views it as they just had a pleasant dinner with a pleasant woman.... One who is drop dead sexy/gorgeous, I know... picky picky... but again, I can afford to be, since we're both on here...

Anyway, please send a FACE pic, no dick shots (at least til i'm interested and request one), tell me what types of things you like to do for fun; BOTH sexually as well as non-sexually... Be height/weight proportionate (and be real about it), have HAIR on your head, not too hairy elsewhere..., Great grooming, smell wonderful, have manners, pearly whites, and don't expect that I'll be being picked up on your skateboard any time soon... LOL (ok, so women find some gems on here at times too)

{and by the way... If you are "WORTHOURTIME" don't bother writing--cuz you're just NOT worth my time... LOL