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vacation sex - symposium entry  

wickedeasy 74F
11076 posts
6/18/2018 12:10 pm
vacation sex - symposium entry

Ah the joy of sharing a cabin with another couple, thinking what fun this will be and then finding what fun this was not at all. One ocd person who put everything away before you’d even finished using it, the constant carping on who ate the last brownie that was being saved. When I’d made the damn things so if anyone got to eat it, yanno?

So, in the dark of night my lover and I swam out to the float for privacy and to get it on, under a starlit sky with no moon and a lot of delicious giggling. Romantic, right? As we pulled ourselves back out of the water back at the camp, he brushed at something on my back. Which didn’t move. He brushed harder. Then he screamed like a girl.

Our friends came running which turned on the power light on the porch for scaring away critters and I looked at his legs. I screamed then too.

We were covered in what looked like river leeches. So gross. The systematic removal took over an hour, the bloom was off the rose. The lake once a shiny sparkly place no longer called to any of us and we left the next day, requesting a refund, which we did not receive.



I doubt there is much that could reinstate passion once you’ve seen a lover covered in big slimy things and heard them screaming like a bitch, so he never did call me again. It’s okay really, we were not that into each other. My friends still vacation with me, still recall swamp night with laughter. Once you’ve burnt a leech off someone’s ass crack, you are either in the wind, or bound for life.

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


LadyLuck2 67F  
9091 posts
6/18/2018 12:32 pm

I would still be running and screaming!

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pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
6/18/2018 12:39 pm

I am so grossed out but I ma laughing at the same time. Yep, it's a good thing y'all weren't too into one another. I'll move this to VSG. Thanks WE

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XHamburgDave 80M
10466 posts
6/18/2018 12:47 pm

OMG my Friend, I've never had contact with a Leach nor would I want to However, I would try not to squeal like a Bitch if I did LoL

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TicklePlease 56F  
13851 posts
6/18/2018 12:50 pm

Dammit. I had a little bit of time to myself this afternoon and figured I'd kill the first few minutes of it here but now I'm going to just go huddle in a corner and maybe watch an old episode of house hunters. *shudder


smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
6/18/2018 1:58 pm

LOL - I'd like to think that I'd give someone a pass to scream like a bitch in this particular situation.


LakeRidgeBBWSeek 63M
3847 posts
6/18/2018 2:10 pm

My skinny dipping funn the other day had its dark side, bugs biting me so bad that when I got home and looked in the mirror, I thought I had a head injury from the blood in my hair, and the 2 little ticks I managed to remove BEFORE the dug in were a treat too ! But the funny part was, the gal involved in our 3sum while in the water kept attracting monows that kept nibbling her in places I & the other gu wanted to nibble ourselves, and so she left the water, sigh, we had plans for a waterery 'sandwich" with her, grin.
WHen I was a teen, I lived on a lake where there were leeches, a gal who liked to skinny dip (tho she swore she had her suit ON that day) screamed while changing out of her wet suit, seems a leech had attached it self to a very personal place, we will call in the little gal in the canoe, long story short, she had to go to the ER to have it removed! Now I see all you gals shivering, right?


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
6/18/2018 2:36 pm

Great contribution to the Symposium and yikes in the dark with those leeches..not a good thing. But it's good that you have fond memories in which you can look back and laugh about it..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


ArglBargl14 61M

6/18/2018 5:33 pm

This has got to be the funniest and at the same time most horrifying thing I've ever read. If only Lovecraft had a real sense of humor.


SeaGirlFL 60F
9220 posts
6/18/2018 7:44 pm

*shudder* I knew there was a reason that swimming in a lake was never appealing!

But, you do now have a fabulous story that did, I have to admit, make me laugh.

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FMAOPLS 70F
27112 posts
6/18/2018 7:45 pm

I have never heard of burning leaches to remove them - I always thought the remedy was to pour salt on them.

So, now we read that the lake was actually a swamp. Not something I would ever want to go into, for any reason, let alone to "get jiggy".

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KItkat1415 61F  
20051 posts
6/19/2018 12:01 am

Well that is a great vacation sex story.
I won't be participating as I cannot access the group.
Have a great day,
kk

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pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
6/19/2018 6:00 am

    Quoting KItkat1415:
    Well that is a great vacation sex story.
    I won't be participating as I cannot access the group.
    Have a great day,
    kk
Just to clarify this: none of the moderators have banned anyone! I have site support working on this and I got a response within 6 hours for help. I will stay on top of this. KK always has something to contribute to VSG and I look forward to reading her vacation creation Poco

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SolarPowered0 117M
8346 posts
6/19/2018 7:41 am


Oui…

I used to be an OCDer. But once I realized the folly involved in allowing perfection to creep into reality, I stopped chompin' on brownies. Now... I just gum my giant Cuban Montechristo.

Ya know, I can almost remember having vacation-sex. Of course, that was back when I had vacations--back when school was out for summer

You've brought to light one very good reason to forego the swamp-lake for a well-maintained concrete pool. I'm bettin' you've discovered, by now, the fact that them leech-critters HATE chlorinated pools

Solar...



rick315875 65M

6/20/2018 8:30 pm

wow that is some serious yucky. I remember that sort of thing happening to me as a little boy.


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
6/21/2018 5:03 pm

I have never had co tact with a leach.OMG I would be running too hugs V

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Januaryman99 55M  
327 posts
7/4/2018 9:33 pm

Hehe.

I’m trying to imagine how I’d react. I’m absolutely positive I’d appreciate the future story in the moment. There’s something horrifyingly sexy about laughing hysyerically while peeling leeches off each other and then retreating to someplace private to lick wounds. I think. Not that I hope it ever happens, but the story is just too good to brush by.

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