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Blackiron35 40M

9/7/2018 12:08 pm

You want a bbc?


Timetraveler2 60M  
159 posts
9/7/2018 12:18 pm

Good for you, if they can't take it, they shouldn't post it.


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
9/7/2018 12:21 pm



Here, some people can travel a looooooooong way! Or should that be a schlong way......??

Pleased to see that MrIron is entering into the spirit of things......


positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
9/7/2018 12:28 pm

Lol, love your humor


sexyppl1000 65M
15 posts
9/7/2018 12:31 pm

so very confused, I am...


Blackiron35 40M

9/7/2018 12:41 pm

I wanna give you this big cock


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
9/7/2018 1:17 pm

Wonder if he measures up???

(Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group


ltrskr 75M

9/7/2018 1:34 pm

Hey I saw that profile!
One of his Testimonials said,
"Great guy, glad he brought the shaving cream can!!!! "


s2ndegree 65M
9800 posts
9/7/2018 2:07 pm

So we already know there are those that don't
make any purposeful use of their time and that
the various items they use as comparisons are
not registered with the I P V L S.
(international phallus volume and length standards)

How much will it really matter with a
C%$#asaurus Rex's arms being so short?

Using more than all the road!


vanbumlvr 57M  
392 posts
9/7/2018 2:11 pm

I must be having a freudian moment noticing all these shaving themed posts in the blog lately. gotta go find my Gillette Fusion!


mirv247 54M

9/7/2018 2:18 pm

nice come back. love a good sense of humor.


japaneseass 56F  
50231 posts
9/7/2018 4:04 pm

ya...i never get the idea of comparing your won junk to random household item...like what's that gonna tell yah??? like my junk is better than a shaving cream can?


luvgluv19 75M

9/7/2018 4:18 pm

Good one shows a flexible mind. Thank you


scott6250 61M

9/7/2018 4:35 pm

lol!

"Sweet, steamy, sensuous kisses light the bright fires of passionate lust within us." scott6250


s2ndegree 65M
9800 posts
9/9/2018 2:13 am

Whew!I thought he or it or whatever was trying to
convey he had the "edge" over all of us wankers!

Using more than all the road!


markster115 46M
141 posts
9/9/2018 2:06 pm

Pretty funny. Still feeling cunty today?


wickedeasy 74F
32404 posts
9/11/2018 11:03 am

fucking A GF. well played.

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
9/12/2018 4:19 am

You go girl! That was funny...


Srj2018 32M

9/16/2018 4:53 pm

Love this lol


Masterandsubj84 42M/40F

9/29/2018 9:44 pm

Haha


Mgical_myst 98M

10/4/2018 5:50 am

Haha. Good one !


discreteSteve62 50M
2169 posts
10/12/2018 11:33 am

When I answered personals ads (on the popular site that no longer carries them) that mentioned an interest in size, I offered an explanation rather than numerical measurements. It was something like this:

If I give an honest number, I'll sound small compared to the people who lie about it. If I lie about it and we meet on the basis of the false advertising, you'll be annoyed, possibly enough to end the encounter there. But according to a size study by a university in the UK, I think funded by a condom company, I'm in the top ten percent, maybe top five percent. So it's big, but not the kind of monster seen only in porn. But I'd rather impress you with my oral skills, which earn me more praise than my size.

I didn't send a picture of it except in the very rare cases where it was requested. And on those rare occasions, I didn't include any items for comparison.

Anyway, thanks for the laugh with your remark. I should check the bulletin boards more often, but it's a hassle on my phone, with my desktop still out of action.


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